Eight Arms and the Mask

For those who wish to commit themselves to the work that faces us all, the work that the girl in the funny tee shirt began, this recipe might be of use.  You will need: 1 novice, who may wear whatever they like. 1 celebrant, who shall wear an appropriately personal mask and red robes. At least 2 witnesses, who must wear a red article of clothing to signify that they are witnesses.  [The celebrant speaks:] Fool who bears the name Freedom, Under the light of liberty, Your wrongs shall be forgiven.  I am [celebrant gives their sacred name] I have come from the far reaches of eternity.  It is my duty to bestow freedom!  Ask, and you shall be set free.  Fool who bears the name Freedom, Because of your name,  You will live a life of betrayal, rejection, and defeat.  Do you fear the deceit and the torment?  [Novice is free to answer how they wish.] Fool who bears the name Freedom,  Because of your name,  You will carry the burden of plague...