Extracted from the Grafeiokratia of Vibia Lymphatica Taran-Il, with little effort. This I heard on the subject of bureaucracy when the militia of the bear’s country were in the lands around Dwernapple, when Anlantina One-Eye was Inrana’s woman in the city. Claudia Hwarin-Nullia spoke first, arriving in Anlantina’s office on her invitation, where there already was an auditor, one Chichiton from Ganbarri. CLAUDIA: Hallo! What seems to be the problem? Riots over the swill they call brandy again? ANLANTINA: Hallo, Claudia, you old pestilence, the problem today is you. CLAUDIA: How’s that? CHICHITON: Pardon me, colonel. ANLANTINA: Well, Claudia, you’ve been practicing a bit of the old daimonology, haven’t you? CHICHITON: Madam legate… CLAUDIA: Daimonology, you say. ANLANTINA: Yes. Your paperwork has been summoning spirits of headaches, of fatigue, of exhaustion, of grasping thirst for the fruit of the vine, and of mild annoyance to bedevil me. As this young man has taken the time to
Hello all! I've been on a lengthy sojourn to Beast Valley, or rather to its southern edge, where the elusive elurae can be found. These Beast People are fox-women, able to change shape between a fox and a woman with foxy ears. I kon-kon't tell you how worried I was when I first wandered into their terrain. I knew very little. But now I know more! So much more that it makes my ears twitch and my tail poof up! These are important elurae facts, as I have determined them by exhaustive kon-kontemplation: -There's no animal more trustworthy than a fox. -Elurae are strong with the Illusion Rune because they can make things prettier and more fluffy that way. -Elurae may be found just about anywhere if you're lucky! They enjoy travel and exploration. -Elurae homes are usually in forests, and can be very kon-konfusing to navigate! -Elurae ears bring good luck if you pet them! -Elurae tails are very soft to the touch! -Fox women get their way, come hell or high water. -If a f