Hello all!
I've been on a lengthy sojourn to Beast Valley, or rather to its southern edge, where the elusive elurae can be found. These Beast People are fox-women, able to change shape between a fox and a woman with foxy ears. I kon-kon't tell you how worried I was when I first wandered into their terrain. I knew very little. But now I know more! So much more that it makes my ears twitch and my tail poof up!
These are important elurae facts, as I have determined them by exhaustive kon-kontemplation:
-There's no animal more trustworthy than a fox.
-Elurae are strong with the Illusion Rune because they can make things prettier and more fluffy that way.
-Elurae may be found just about anywhere if you're lucky! They enjoy travel and exploration.
-Elurae homes are usually in forests, and can be very kon-konfusing to navigate!
-Elurae ears bring good luck if you pet them!
-Elurae tails are very soft to the touch!
-Fox women get their way, come hell or high water.
-If a fox woman proposes marriage, she always means it.
-Elurae deserve all the food you can give them!
Some people might say silly things about how "running away to the elurae turned you into one". Such kon-kondescension! I strongly doubt their kon-konceptual understanding of the matter. Everyone knows, deep within their heart, that the boundaries between Beast Person and Mostly-Bald Person can't be crossed! Indeed, the only means by which the soft, plush tails of elurae were restored to the world was with horrific surgical cruelty that merited direct divine manifestation to heal these poor souls with their crumpled ears.
Oh, I am quite willing to eluridate on these matters, if there is anyone willing to sit and listen to me yip for a while. But the facts about elurae demand to be spread! Like butter over toast!
Editor's Note: The Illusion Rune can sometimes, perhaps even often, imprison those who are strong in it. I had to pull this woman's tail about a dozen times before she came to her senses.
Editor's Note: The Illusion Rune can sometimes, perhaps even often, imprison those who are strong in it. I had to pull this woman's tail about a dozen times before she came to her senses.
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